April 08, 2004

Ah, The Joys of Hotmail

Subject lines of two separate emails in my Junk Mail folder today:

"cocksure illiteracy diagrammatic perfect force embeddable bronx anagram grid saline freud impressive stress cognac chandelier brother haifa loudspeaker omega cyclopean sleepwalk"

and

"batavia earphone languish backwood rhea immaterial discoid abstruse frantic dissociate lobule chantilly origin what're carriage ethos megavolt signboard totalitarian"

Both trying to sell Viagra, of course. (You mean you couldn't guess from the subject line?) What baffles me most is why I'm so bent on figuring out if there's some hidden meaning behind these particular word groupings. What could the Viagra sellers possibly hope to accomplish by throwing together a seemingly non-related series words, none of which have a bloody thing to do with Viagra? I mean, "Haifa?" "Cyclopean?" "Discoid?" What gives, Viagra hawkers? Inquiring minds simply must know.

Posted by ayelet at April 8, 2004 02:28 PM
Comments

I MUST know what an "adhibenda" is!

Posted by: Ayelet at April 16, 2004 02:33 PM

My latest spam in Yahoo! mail was titled "what r u up to?" and the first line was:

barf unhinged hemiacetal angstrom whisperer pense abdomen freund endrology adhibenda vinculum biology

wow... nice.

Posted by: Aviva at April 16, 2004 09:21 AM

Do you want the actual reason? It's to fool spam filters. Though I don't know exactly how they choose the words they manage to choose. Maybe they get drunk, open a dictionary, and point.

Posted by: jackie at April 8, 2004 08:17 PM

LOL... that was an accurate comment.

I heard that some of the songs on Junta are actually written out internet chats between Troy & some chick.

I agree, Ayelet. If they were just trying to misspell it to avoid spam detectors, that would be one thing. But I truly am clueless as to the reasoning behind my spam titles.

Posted by: Aviva at April 8, 2004 07:47 PM

They sound like Phish lyrics circa the "Junta" era...

Posted by: Sex at April 8, 2004 04:07 PM