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Despite the glorious sunshine pouring in my window (compliments of a mini winter heatwave kind enough to propel the mercury 'round these parts to near 60 degrees this week), the dark cloud over my head persists, rendering me entirely unfit to write today.
I will, however, throw out a joke lovingly bestowed upon me by a like-minded friend:
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. Dubya looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Dick says, "Of course, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make one hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."
Posted by ayelet at February 1, 2005 02:21 PM | TrackBack