May 08, 2006

Pants on Fire

From Rubber Hose, via Daily Kos:

A summarized comparison of how three U.S. presidents answered the question, "What was the best moment of your presidency?":

Carter: The Camp David negotiations.

Clinton: Resolution of the Kosovo crisis.

Bush: That time I caught a big-ass fish at my ranch!

The clincher? Bush boasts of catching a perch weighing in at 7.5 pounds. But according to The Maryland Department of Natural Resources, the world record (set just 2 months ago) for the largest freshwater perch caught is only 4 pounds 3 ounces!

So Bush managed to quietly break the world record? Impressive! OR, he's lying through his teeth. Hmm... which could it be?

Apparently, having the IQ of a Little Leaguer forces you to lie about even the totally IRRELEVANT stuff! Kind of like the way little kids cheat at Chutes & Ladders or peek underwater during Marco Polo. Rather disturbing, when you consider the horrific worldwide consequences of our president's inability to tell the truth.

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I've been a busy little bee since my return from L.A., but eventually, I'll get around to writing something other than another half-assed dig at the prez.

Posted by ayelet at May 8, 2006 04:48 PM
Comments

You do Little Leaguers everywhere a dis-service! I'm sure some of them have or will have IQ's much higher than Bush's.

Posted by: Christine at May 11, 2006 08:45 PM