My boss calls coffee "concentration juice." I suppose that can be taken in a few different ways, considering how coffee tends to affect the three B's: brain, blood flow and bowels. Discuss.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, it's apparently Bill Clinton's fault that Mark Foley made sexual advances on young boys while his GOP bosses looked the other way. Good Christ, can't the GOP function for one mother-lovin' day without patently blaming everyone around them for their repugnant behavior? Now, there's something to teach the kids, eh?
Posted by ayelet at October 5, 2006 09:20 AMAnd here's the proper how-to guide to using alcohol as an excuse for all of the bad things you have done:
http://www.slate.com/id/2151017/?nav=tap3
It's not Bill Clinton's fault - Mark Foley was molested by a clergyman when he was a youth, you know, before he became an alcoholic. Did you see that MSNBC even called him a Democrat?!?!?
Posted by: Marney Andersen at October 5, 2006 03:02 PM