October 24, 2006

Logic

"Let me get this straight. Osama is threatening to attack again, so we should
vote for the people who haven't been able to catch him for the last five years?" -- Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by ayelet at October 24, 2006 07:37 PM
Comments

Man, we *need* Osama! Think how long it would take to find another ailing Arab billionaire who'd want to pretend to hide for years while we pretended to chase him!

Posted by: Dave at October 27, 2006 10:33 PM

Rule 1 in trying to manipulate the voters:
If you are grasping at straws, don't say anything within earshot of someone with a brain.

Posted by: Marney at October 25, 2006 05:09 AM