Unbelievable

"I had looked forward to poking fun tonight but in light of this week’s tragedy at Virginia Tech, I decided not to try to be funny." -- Dubya, who can't be funny after 33 violent deaths

"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere. Nope, no weapons over there. Maybe under here." -- Dubya, yukking it up in March 2004, after sending 700 soldiers to an early grave

(Thanks, Bart.)